3 posts tagged “halloween”
He’s always polite and does what he’s told
For a boy his age, he’s considerate and nice
But he wants to be just like Vincent Price..."
Happy Halloween!
Linus: I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.
Happy Halloween!
I'm not superstitious. Creepy crawlies don't scare me. I hate rats but that's more of a vendetta than fear. I like horror flicks and they can put me on edge, but it takes a lot for one to make me scream at the screen. So what does get to me?
What creeps me out? Power Mullets. A few years ago, I saw an entire family of mullets. Mom, Dad, two boys, all with Hysteria-era Joe Elliot mullets. I heard them say something about waiting for Granny but I didn't stick around to see if she had a rattail.
What grosses me out? Candy Corn. It's rank. And don't even try to trick me with those cute little candy corn pumpkins. Shape shifting still doesn't make it tasty. It's just a bigger orange glob of gross.
What freaks me out? Mariah
Carey's Hello Kitty bathroom. I actually have no words.
What gives me the heebie-jeebies? That I was right about Rock of Love 2. I still haven't shaken the nasty case of heebie-jeebies the first season gave me.
Here are some timekiller treats:
- Jump over to TV Squad to find out what's spooky on the small screen for Oct. 31.
- Entertainment Weekly's Halloween section includes gore lists galore, an interview with John Carpenter, and a slide show of what movies freak out Exorcist director William Friedkin.
- Check out the A.V. Club's list of 23 Ridiculous Horror Movie Adversaries.
- Bravo's running the entire 100
Scariest Movie Moments countdown today.
